Elin Nordegren Plans to Divorce Tiger Woods… Shocker

In no real shocker, Tiger Woods’ wife, Elin Nordegren, is planning on divorcing the recently name athlete of the decade. Reports are coming out that sources very close to Nordegren have confirmed that the divorce is 100% percent on.

Word is she is going to take her sweet time divorcing Woods to ensure that all the dirt comes out first so she can maximize her return when it comes time for splitsville. You can hardly blame her, as she has no doubt been publically humiliated to a degree you or I will never know.

Just to highlight just how public this divorce has been, the saga has been on the front page to some degree in the New York Post for 16 straight days. To put that in perspective, the earth shattering events that took place on 9-11 has the record at 19 days. Incase your math is a little slow, that’s only 3 DAYS less than the most infamous terrorist attack in the history of modern civilization!

Oh, and this is day 16, no one know just how many more girls there are. Anther doozy that is just breaking, and adds a celebrity to the dozen plus girls on Tigers smorgasbord of tail, is that Jessica Simpson may be one of the floozies too according to Star Magazine.

That one happened at the AT&T Pro-Am when Jess and Tony Romo were on the rocks and it just so happened Tony and Tiger were paired together. As quoted in the magazine “Jessica said that she felt like Tony wasn’t paying attention to her, so she was like, ‘What the heck!’ ” says the source. “She decided to have fun with Tiger whether it bothered Tony or not.”

Tiger that lion cheetah!

Getting back to his wife, who may have actually gotten lost in all of this, she is reportedly shopping around for a good, no GREAT, divorce lawyer right now but is expected to head back to her native Sweden to escape some of the media storm.  

Who knows, Tiger could win athlete of the decade and most eligible bachelor all in one year!